Have you ever been invited to a work meeting you did not wish to attend and the participants were all chimpanzees?

This is how he would feel. He’d talk to God like: but papa, they are stupid and horrible. I know you created them but it’s time you accept you failed, man. They are nothing compared to us. Look, I will bring them bananas and tell them it’s from my body…and they will believe me! C’mon, man, admit it. You failed. Fiiine, I am going! Sheeesh!

Then he shows up, all dressed up in jeans and t-shirt, feeling low cause he has to do this for papa. Wild curly hair on shoulders…..Dark long curls. Slim fit. Wearing either converse or vans….something cheap and poor quality. Holding 2kgs of bananas.

I see him as an ESTJ (check MBTI for this), going in the meeting room saying: “bow down to your master, you weirdos! I bring peace!

Now listen, chimps, you really need to stop this erratic behaviour. Our numbers are going down in the charts and papa is not pleased. He wants to shut down the project. You fucked up badly.”

Now, you tell me what kind of personality you see? How does he hold himself? Confident? Young and bold? Cracking jokes and being sarcastic?

I think he would even joke like: hey, listen, anyone brought my cross? You idiots…