If you remeber, my dear friends, last time I brought some insights on how to list an entity on the financial market. Many of you wondered why did I do that. Well, today I will continue the plan and  give you some business ideas; I know you have some spare money in a Cayman Islands bank and I was concerned that there was nothing to do with all that money! Here are my 5 sugestions on how to invest wisely.

If there is something I have a lot of – those are ideas; all you have to do is be as open-minded as possible and embrace these crazy suggestions. No one will garanty they will work for you. But why try just one? Have some and wish for the best  If it worked for Americans, it will work for us too!

So here is the list of suggestions:

• The crazy idea of taxing parents for Santa Claus’ letters. Yes, kids love sending wish lists to Santa, hell, even I would write him a letter;  but what if, one day, Santa replies? And parents are paying for it? Wouldn’t it be nice to have parents pay you 10 RON per personalised response from Santa?

• What if you decided one day that Chinese food industry from Romania has got to take a step forward into the future? What if you got tired of fortune cookies making sick jokes on your sensitive karma? What if there were a giant „luck factory” where you could produce „lucky wish bones”? You know, the real ones are made from chicken stern; you and a friend grab by the ends, make a wish, and then brake it. But yours would be made of light breakable plastic! 10 RON a piece is a fair price I would say.

• Try selling 10 RON rocks as pets! I am not joking; if people actually pay to play online games such as WOW, why wouldn’t this idea work? Try finding the new Brancusi to add some spice to the forms of the rocks, or even do it yourself, cause we all know how tallented you are, and then give it a shot, sell those rocks to rich, stupid, bored people as pets; don’t forget the manual on how to use the rock…

• Recently I had a nice talk with some friends and we were remebering the highschool period. And if there was something we all did, that was to buy medical „leaves of absence” from our friends that had doctor parents. As a general idea, this might also work for old but immature persons. So why not start a new business in providing fake doctors notes for those that are tired of work? The price is the same – 10 RON per paper. And it doesn’t even have to work, many will buy it just for fun!

• We all know about the crazy idea of buying a piece of land on the Moon! But what if you went further and sold places in Heaven? Every believer wants one, just to make sure! And let’s be fair – the Church does it everyday; why wouldn’t it work for you? You only charge 10 RON, once, for a square meter!

Think about it and if you decide to give it a shot and become sucessfull… remember who taught you! I only charge 10 RON per idea!